Sunday, January 11, 2009

I'm with the band....

So last night I went to the bridge Street Tavern in Augusta with my good friend Jeff to see his friends band called Plainside play. The night was ridiculous. There were a ton of old drunk hicks dancing around having a good time. Plainside was probably the biggest band they've seen in that bar....they were signing autographs which was pretty funny because they aren't famous at all....

So I made my way to the bar, ordered a beer and sat down next to these three ladies and i started watching the football game while the first band played. One of the ladies named Sam introduced herself to me and the other two were her sisters. Then she started hitting on me hardcore. She was rubbing her boobs all over me and kept kissing my cheek and buying me beer. So naturally, like the asshole i am, I was milking it for all it was worth. I honestly didn't have to do much either...she was all up on my dick. She also used to be a cop....

Then one of her sister's husbands or whatever came in to get them and he seemed pissed so they left. The bar started to close but me and Jeff stuck around so he could hang out with his friends. They ended up being really nice and we were telling the owner that we were with the band. They started to smoke cigarettes and joints at the bar and started passing out free shots to all of us. They made a pizza for us, gave us a bag of free chips, water and Mountain Dew. I also ate pickled sausage for the first time ever and I probably wont ever again.
What a ridiculous night that was...

So it's snowing outside....I'm snowed in for the day but thats okay with me because I have a million Stephen King books to read. Right now I'm in the middle of reading the short story Apt Pupil. It's awesome so far. I've seen the movie with the late Brad Renfro and I've always liked that movie.
Speaking of movies, the Golden Globes are on tonight so I'm pretty excited to watch that.

Peace out.

Friday, January 9, 2009

A Stephen King Goldmine!

So I went upstairs in my parent's house and found a dusty old box with a bunch of dusty old goodies! It was chalk full-o-Stephen King novels!! Here's what I now have...

Stephen King's 3 collections of short stories...

-Skeleton Crew, which contains goodies such as The Mist, the raft, The Monkey and Gramma

-Different Seasons, which contains The Shawshank Redemption, Apt Pupil and The Body which was later made into the amazing film Stand By ME

-Night Shift, which contains the prequel to Salem's Lot called Jerusalem's Lot, The Mangler, Trucks which was turned into the thriller Maximum Overdrive, Sometimes They Come Back, The Lawnmowwer Man, and Children of the Corn

I also found two Stephen King/Peter Straub collaborations...

-Black House

The Talisman

And I also have...

-The Dark Half
-The Shinning
-Christine
-IT
-The Dead Zone
-The Green Mile Book 1: The Two Dead Girls
-Desperation
-Duma key
-From A Buick 8
-Cujo


I am so friggin pumped in a super nerdy way. I'm in the middle of reading The Shawshank redemption which is one of my favorite movies.
I need to get ready now to hang out with an old friend named Darcey that i used to work with at Sunday River and haven't seen for about 4 years.

Peace out, kids.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Did somebody take your tongue?

2:03 am
So I've started a blog. The first one I've had since LiveJournal way back in the day. When I was a young whipper snapper. Now I feel old and moldy. I don't know how much I'll actually update this thing, and I don't know who I'll tell about it because I don;t really care if anyone really reads it. it will just be for random thoughts, rants, reviews, life lessons and such.

I just got back to Greene today. I spent new years in Farmington with really good people. Too bad I can't find a job there. Instead, I'm going to apply to some massage therapy schools in California. if that doesn't work out then I don't know what I'll do with myself. It's like that White Stripes cover "I just don't know what to do with myself."
I've figured I don't want to go to a regular college and spend eternity in debt. I know a few people who have graduated from college and are jobless and in debt and I'm already in debt enough as it is. If I become a licensed massage therapist, and I become good at it, I can become self employed and i don't mind giving some old rich people a rubdown. I'll even throw in a happy ending if you tip me enough. ;-) Just kidding......kinda....

So a few weeks ago I dug out an old album called "In keeping secrets of silent earth:3" by Coheed and Cambria. This album came out in 2003 and it's been a few years since I've listened to it. So I dug it out of my old CD collection and holy cow am I glad! This album is truly epic from start to finish. Now I don't know anything about playing an instrument but I respect the music to this album so much. And of course the lyrics and the vocals are bone chilling. Claudio Sanchez definitely has a way with vocalizing words. I would put it in my top 10 favorite albums. I'll try to make that list now since I'm kinda bored and it's getting late....actually, I'm going to just list 10 albums I love in no specific order....


10. The Toadies- Rubberneck
9. The Smashing Pumpkins- Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
8. Deftones- White Pony
7. Coheed and Cambria- In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth:3
6. The Beatles- White Album
5. The Beatles- Abbey Road
4. 311- Transistor
3. 311- Grassroots
2. Saves the Day- Through being Cool
1. Kings of Leon- Youth and Young Manhood

Like I said, no specific order.

I'm also going to try to start a dream journal then I can post some of my dreams online. It's just so hard to turn the light on at night and write down what I dream. My dreams are truly amazing though. Except when they're frustrating.

If massage school fails, I'm just going to start making films. I'll just start making them anyways.

So I say to you, goodnight. Sleep tight my love.